Month: March 2007

  • random things to think about on a Friday

    FLYING FIRST CLASS


    The fastest way to tell that FIRST CLASS is about 100000x better than economy class – the food.  Sometimes, when I’m really really really bored, I look at this website: http://www.airlinemeals.net/ and it is fascinating to see what goes on up there in FIRST CLASS (I myself have flown FIRST CLASS before – on a domestic flight – and also BUSINESS CLASS, internationally)…. I didn’t pay for either, which made the experience that much better!


    IRONIC


    Lately, I’ve read many wrong usages of the word “ironic” and so I thought – maybe it’s not wrong after all.. but looking at dictionary.com, I was happy to discover that my instincts were correct – ironic!  (just kidding)


    Usage Note: The words ironic, irony, and ironically are sometimes used of events and circumstances that might better be described as simply “coincidental” or “improbable,” in that they suggest no particular lessons about human vanity or folly. Thus 78 percent of the Usage Panel rejects the use of ironically in the sentence In 1969 Susie moved from Ithaca to California where she met her husband-to-be, who, ironically, also came from upstate New York. Some Panelists noted that this particular usage might be acceptable if Susie had in fact moved to California in order to find a husband, in which case the story could be taken as exemplifying the folly of supposing that we can know what fate has in store for us. By contrast, 73 percent accepted the sentence Ironically, even as the government was fulminating against American policy, American jeans and videocassettes were the hottest items in the stalls of the market, where the incongruity can be seen as an example of human inconsistency.

    SCRABBLE DICTIONARY


    If you are an avid scrabble player, I advise you to buy this dictionary. My scrabble buddies and I have found that if we “make up” a word that sounds correct, miraculous, 9 of 10 times, that word will be in the Scrabble dictionary! Ironic!

  • Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

    for reasons that don’t need to be explained to you, my coworkers and I drove to Kazakhstan for the day and came back.  The Kazak border is only 40 minutes away… and it took us about an hour to get through border control…filling out forms (one of the customs agents wanted to ask my married Russian coworker on a date… )… fighting for your place in line (and you really DO have to fight - the guy behind me was trying to go in front of me, and I just glared at him and said, in English “me first, me first”. He laughed and stepped back.  Yesss!)…


    then we drove 1.5 hours on a TERRIBLE road with millions of potholes to Shymkent, one of the smaller cities in Kazakhstan.  Didn’t see Borat there, but there were A LOT of cars (Audis, BMWs, Mercedes) – definitely a different feel from Uzland.   Exchanging money was a breeze … and the supermarkets have lots of products that we don’t see here in Uzland. I bought some tea; canned tomatoes (Green Giant!); and Haribo gummy frogs and colas.  You know, important stuff like that.


    Anyway, I don’t think Kazakhstan needs any “cultural learnings” to “make benefit glorious nation”… it’s doing fine on its own.


    borat

  • Uyghurs and their noodles

    Uyghur people are Chinese Muslims and many of them live in C. Asia, including Uzland.


    A few weeks ago, I learned how to make one of my favorite C. Asian dishes, Uyghur laghman:


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    A 70 year old Uyghur lady taught us.  Of course, she couldn’t give us any exact measurements on how to make the dough…
    It’s very simple.. just flour, water, and salt (and later oil) but you have to do in the right proportions…


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    This looks harder than it is… she did it effortlessly and perfectly… we.. not so much. You have to roll the dough out between
    your fingers so that is round and the same thickness all the way through.

    I don’t have pictures of the process after this, but after you do this, then you thread the dough between your fingers
    and slam it against the table so that you get super thin noodles… like this….


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    It looks cool, too.


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    Her husband was so cute. He actually washed the dishes afterwards.  ??

  • Where am I from?

    Two American visitors came today and both of them wondered if I was local or not.  And one had met me before!


    (Note to self: take English lessons so I can speak du En-gu-rish better…)


    When I go back to the States, I’m going to tell people that I’m from Uzland. 

  • all well

    well, I am feeling 100% better now.  thanks for your concern.


    i downloaded three R&B classics recently:


    Back at One, by Brian McKnight (the song is cheesey, no doubt, but his voice…!)
    Breathe Again, by Toni Braxton (again, cheesey song, but her voice…!)
    Lately, by Jodeci (I remember how freshman year, the ”Lloyd boys” – the dorm, not ”Tom Loyd” – LOVED this song)


    also watched March of the Penguins.  amazing movie.  loved it. 


    i’m eating now “lychee water ice candy”. not bad, actually. it’s made by a company that is a joint venture between singapore and uzland.

  • I gots the FLU

    Fever, muscle aches, headche, sore throat… last night was bad.. I’m feeling better now, but if I sit up too long, then my head starts to hurt again.


    It really is amazing how there is no cure for the flu. You just have to sit it out and let your body fight it. 

    And this helped me diagnose it:
    http://familydoctor.org/x2585.xml


    Still in Uzland, by the way..don’t know when I’m coming back to the States – funnily (is that a word), I had a dream that I was sick, but hanging out with the Philly Mich crowd who brought me a cake shaped in the number “44″.  Then one of you said “sorry, we know you’re not turning 44, but this is the only cake we could find” — ??  Interpretations please?

  • Play that funky music, white boy!

    i really love how dancing is just a part of Uz culture. everyone here dances – old people; men; children … Am. culture is not really known for dancing (think – white man’s overbite), but tonight, I had a fun dance party with three American couples… all (except one) of whom are in their mid to late 40s and are not necessarily the type of people you would think would enjoy dancing….


    but dance we did, to songs like (I was the DJ): Move it Move it; Funkytown; Dragostea Din Tei (the fun Romanian song); Brick House; and La Tortura (salsa)!


    then after we had had enough, I kept the music going while we went to the dining room to eat cake.  then “my first, my last, my everything” came on, and one of the men rushed back to the dance floor with another one of the men trailing behind him.  so at some point, these two mild-mannered, Ch. men were GROOVIN’, just the two of them, to Barry White.


    these are the moments that help me continue on here…

  • persian food and farming

    I had a nice dinner tonight with three young Kansas farm boys – we ate Persian food and they all liked it a lot!   Being from suburban Houston but a City (New York, i.e.) girl at heart, I am always fascinated by farm life… in our NYC small group, we had one N. Carolina guy who grew up on a farm and we harrassed him all the time with questions about farm life : “do you get up with a rooster crowing” “do you eat biscuits every morning?” “what chores do you have to do”.  Finally, Jli and I went to visit and it was quite a wild time.  I got to drive a combine; ride on a dune buggy; watch people pull a tractor out of a ditch; and slept in a trailer (which didn’t move).  Now that former N. Carolina farm boy is married to a Chinese-American, lives in San Diego, and works in a cubicle!


    One KFB (Kansas Farm Boy) - K-  has been here for awhile, and the other two – J & B – were visiting. Instead of asking them about their time here, etc, etc.. I was more fascinated, yet again, about farm life.


    We had some funny conversations:


    Me: so, what do you guys do for fun?
    J: we watch movies
    Me: oh, so like in a movie theater?
    J: actually, I went to a movie theater for the first time last month?
    All of us: WHAT? (even the other KFB’s were shocked)
    B: what, you’ve never been to a movie theater?
    J: yeah, I haven’t.. you know, where you have dinner before and then watch the movie..
    (He thought I was talking about DINNER THEATER)


    Me: so, do you like tea?
    J: Heck no!
    Me: how about coffee?
    J: Heck no!

    (after hearing the KFBs talk about something REALLY hick)
    Me: That’s so hick.
    K: What?  No it isn’t… it’s not like we’re watching cows breed.
    B: What did you say?
    K: Watching cows breed.
    B: (thinking) … yeah, now THAT’S HICK.


    Me: so, when you wanna buy clothes, do you go into “town”?
    B: no way, I send my female relatives to go buy clothes for me

    All three KFB’s shook their heads at the thought of living in a BIG CITY like New York… and I shook my head, thinking about what life would be like on a farm….  and all KFB’s shuddered when I told them about my N. Carolina farm friend who was now working in a cubicle…


    It was a fun night.  They were all such sweet, kind farm boys.  I’m sure they were treated very well here in Uz.

  • Mambo Italiano!

    Enjoyed watching this with my roommate and friend who will soon be marrying a REAL LIVE Italian.  It’s interesting to hear about how Italian life is REALLY like, since in the States, all we hear about is the FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, and maybe, sometimes, about art and fashion.  She says the Italian characters really remind her of how Italian people are in real life.


    Oh, the food, especially in this movie!  Mamma Mia!    Random: Marc Anthony is in this movie!  Huh?


    I know I’ve posted this before, but just in case you want to know, my other favorite food movies include:


    Babette’s Feast (also my favorite movie of all time)
    Mostly Martha (German)
    Eat Drink Man Woman (Chinese)
    Like Water for Chocolate (Spanish)
    Soul Food
    Super Size Me (kind of an anti-food movie in some ways)
    Fried Green Tomatoes (not centered around food like the others, but a good flick)


    Dang, I’m hungry now.