Month: November 2005

  • Late report on Thanksgiving



    This is the Thanksgiving table I ate at.  I called it the “neverending dosterhon”(dosterhon=table in Uzbek).  We had chicken, mashed potatoes, salad, stuffing, pumpkin pie, and passed around a very SMALL dish of cranberry sauce (which we don’t have here).  There were about 40 people, including about 20 kids!  Mostly Americans, but a few non-Americans as well. Mostly families, but some singles as well!  We listened to the Thanksgiving story (which I had forgotten/or never knew), sang some old-school songs, and then played some fun games, including Scrabble and Dutch Blitz (aka Snertz).    By the way, Dutch Blitz is an awesome game that everyone should play. And FU-GED-DABOUT playing this game with regular cards, which most people do – you gotta get the Dutch cards!  Awesome. 



    Finally, I’m thankful (besides family, friends, health)….




    • that this world is not all there is


    • for coffee


    • for the ability to enjoy delicious food


    • for times when someone says something exactly when you need to hear it


    • that prayer can change hearts, not just situations


    • for digital cameras

  • Things I do here that I did in America as well:


    1. Watch very little network TV (just movies).  The only show I watched with any regularity in America was The Golden Girls.
    2. Wake up at the LAST POSSIBLE MINUTE and get ready in time to get to the office by 9:00am.
    3. Email obssessively.
    4. Eat out.
    5. Bowl.
    6. Go to church.
    7. Celebrate Thanksgiving.
    8. Use a cell phone.


    This is a very boring list.

  • Extracurricular Activities


    Most of you know that I am getting a bit ti-red of my desk job, so it’s nice to be able to do some things that are development-related but allow me to get my flat a** out of my chair and office!


    Candles
    Any of my Xanga peeps ever made candles?  My friend and I have been experimenting with making them for
    a possible income generation project.  We buy these pillar candles for less than $.10 each…



    Melt them…



    (pretty fancy way to melt, eh?)
    Pour them into these molds with some scent…



    And voila!



    Greenhouse
    Any of my Xanga peeps ever made a greenhouse? We want to build a greenhouse in our office backyard; and grow and sell veggies that are not available here (yet).    So we went to visit a few families with greenhouses about 45 minutes outside of Tashkent.  They were able to build them courtesy of a microcredit loan from another NGO. 


    We were impressed!!!  This is parsley.



    This is broccoli, which is not eaten by locals but by foreigners.


    I bought me three bunches.   This woman came out with her knife, I picked out three bunches, and she cut them for me.    Now that is some FARMER FRESH broccoli!  I boiled half of one and froze the rest.


    And my favorite animal in the whole world….



  • Sorry, all. I was KIDDING about the “Calvin Klein underwear” comment!!!!

  • Why studying Russian is like seppuku (Japanese samurai suicide), reason #2,245,355:
    the verb skladivat has the following meanings:
    1. to double up
    2. to put together
    3. to pile up
    4. to furl, which means “to wrap or roll”


    Okay, so these make sense, kind of.
    But then look at this one:


    5. to cancel


    Can we say Non-sequitur?  (by the way, Wikipedia has a funny definition of this word – I was afraid I wasn’t using it right – and then a hilarious explanation of the Chewbacca defense, used in South Park.)



    Random, pleasant taxi driver experience
    An Uzbek taxi driver and I had a pleasant conversation last night, IN KOREAN!  He had worked in Korea for 3 years in a factory and therefore spoke Korean pretty much fluently.   


    “Did you call myself?”


    We are so starved for entertainment here that every time a certain group of singles gets together, I type up mintues. It’s also for the benefit of one of our friends who has abandoned us for the land of the “fat and the free”.  So here’s an account of a recent dinner:


    Our waiter was an enthusiastic English speaker who, after we would call him, would say to us, innocently “did you call myself?”  WA was tempted to answer “you no mywife have?”  Every time he’d come by, he’d have a new piece of information for us:

    Waiter: (bringing us more bread) I studied English at the Institute.
    Waiter: (bringing Baby Darling a whole new place setting, even though we were finished eating) I studied in England.
    Waiter: (bringing us Baklava) My name is Vadim.
    Waiter: (bringing us the check) I wear Calvin Klein underwear.

  • HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my dearest sister Cham -Cham Chamsky, a talented, beautiful woman who doesn’t take crap from anyone and will whoop yo’ a** if your get in her, my, or my baby sister, Namsky’s way (which is good since I stink at a**-whoopin’).



  • I will be leaving in 6-7 months, and already, I’m a bit nostalgic.  Time FLIES.


    It is quite cool to think that I will have a considerable amount of time totally FREE to do whatever.  How many chances does one get to do that?  If I have the finances, I would love to travel a bit more before I settle down again.  I’ve been narrowing my list of “must-visit places”.  If I had the time and finances, I would love to trek to every continent, every country, every corner of the world, but one must be realistic.  So here are some of the places I’d like to visit sometime in my life:




    • The rest of the ‘stans – Kazakhstan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan


    • Turkey


    • Iran


    • Russia


    • China


    • Vietnam


    • Iceland


    • Banff (Canada)


    • Grand Canyon


    • Maine


    • Northern Japan (Hokkaido)


    • Upper Peninsula (Michigan)


    • Wyoming


    • Montana


    • N.Korea


    • Prince Edward Island

    There are oh so many other places, but these places immediately come to mind for various reasons.   
    Anyone else wanting to visit these places and want to go with me? 


    Edit: I forgot about these places as well!




    • India


    • Cuba


    • Dominican Republic


    • Puerto Rico


    • Ireland

  • Notable activities of a recent Saturday night party I attended (at the head of the World Bank’s HUGE house):
    1. Savoring veggie dip made with real sour cream and hidden valley ranch dressing mix.
    2. Eating shmaltz, a German spread made with pork fat, onions, and apples.  Not bad, but not good either.
    3. Hearing the Israeli ambassador announce “hey, everyone! time to dance!”
    4. Having the Israeli ambassador grab my hand and bring me into the dance circle.
    5. Meeting a woman who is doing her PhD research on this country’s pop music.
    6. Dancing to Gloria Estefan.  And enjoying it.
    7. Cavorting with various Europeans.  They know how to party.
    8. My knees hurting the next day. 


    Definitely a unique event that I would not have been able to experience in the US!

  • This is one of the best dance tracks.  How sad am I that I’ve been searching for this stinkin’ song for years and finally found it on Amazon, ordered it, and had my friend, who was in America, bring it over for me?  It wasn’t so cheap, either.   Oh well, I guess I’ll be dancing alone in my apartment to this song for a LONG time. 

  • Proof you live in a foreign country:


    1. You get excited about Oreos.
    2. Your circle of friends includes a 45 year old Norwegian (left) and a 25 year old 1st generation, South-African-American (right):


    3. You print out your own passport pictures.
    4. After three words of speaking the native language and then saying you’ve lived here for 1.5 years, a taxi driver says “Wow! You speak the language so well for only having been here for 1.5 years!”
    5. You get together every week with other women to watch a DVD where a big-haired, Southern woman yells “Hall-le-lu-jah, glory” every other word.
    6. You open a bottle of “fancy” locally made white wine and it tastes like window cleaner.  BLECH.
    7. You go to an embassy worker’s house for a food sale and “ooh” and “aah” over Rice Krispies, Cheerios, canned crab (which you would never buy in the states) and packaged salmon.